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Jay_Esbe
08-08-2006, 06:27 PM
1. Hitler's ideas were bad. Very bad. Very, very bad. Especially trying to kill or deport all the Jews. Esbe condemns Hitler without reservations. Except for the Volkwagon and Autobahn. Those were good ideas. Esbe will accept them on his reservation.

2. Esbe believes he killed millions of innocent Jews. Esbe also notices that he killed millions of other people from certain targeted ethnic groups, and wonders WHY no one else does. When Esbe notices this and points it out, certain idiots call Esbe bad names in hopes of 'winning" somehow.

3. Esbe is very unhappy when Jews die. He is EQUALLY very unhappy when Arabs die. A WHOLE lot more Arabs than Jews die every day. Esbe is therefor upset about Arabs more often. Get used to it.

4. Esbe doesn't believe "God" ever chooses, or ever "chose" one group of human beings, to give occupied/owned property to. Property is given only by sale, or homesteading on uninhabited un-owned land according to Esbe.

5. Esbe believes the concept of Apartheid is among the most EVIL, destructive, and INDEFENSIBLE "policies" man has ever conceived, and does not exempt ANYONE from the condemnation. Even if they're Jews. Even if they've been unjustly persecuted in the past.

6. Esbe believes the UN is not always wrong, and neither is it always right.

7. Esbe believes that ANYONE who would accuse him of "delighting in Dead Jews" or being "indistinguishable from a Nazi", is an UNPARALLELED ASSHOLE, A DAMNED LIAR, AND MORALLY BANKRUPT.

8. Esbe is right. Oh, I know that's a big claim, especially when not proceeded by "about". But it shouldn't take a rocket scientist to understand that Esbe wouldn't argue with someone who was also right.

9. About Esbe's occassional use of Esbe's name in the third person; Thank you for mentioning this to us. I'm actually a lot more people than that. For one, I'm a bunch of Indians (at least). I found this out for certain in 1968, but do not ask me how. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. I'm not sure how many, but it's more than enough to deal with Custer (Lib). None of the Indians were actually named Esbe as far as I or Esbe knows.

10. No, my head doesn't hurt, and it's a really stupid question.

11. "Bowling" is NOT a sport. See #8 for details.

12. Esbe IS a conspiracy theorist. Now that that is out of the way, the only questions remaining are whether his theories are in fact correct.

13. Esbe has no desire to be liked, agreed with, approved of, or on anyone's team, and all claims to the contrary are self-evidently fraudulent because Esbe has at one time or another, gone after innumerable people who thought they could count on him for support. No one can count on Esbe to support a view because he's a "pal". Ever. Esbe has proven this.

14. Esbe IS very arrogant, but it's fully justifiable all things considered.

In conclusion, Esbe hopes that clears a few things up, but as usual, Esbe is not optimisitc that it will, but I completely agree with him, as do all the Indians.

Fair &Balanced Who Ca
08-08-2006, 07:06 PM
That post was useful.

Thanks.

Gerry
08-08-2006, 07:08 PM
ROFLMAO .... That's a keeper. Esbe is okay by me! :-)

Fair &Balanced Who Ca
08-08-2006, 08:19 PM
ROFLMAO .... That's a keeper. Esbe is okay by me! :-)

Guess what two letters you are, by me?

Mark
08-08-2006, 08:32 PM
Good post, but I'm hurt. I thought we were pals....

Bubba2
08-08-2006, 08:41 PM
Re: #11

Golf is NOT a sport either. Sometimes fishing isn't, but the way I fish, with a fly-rod, it is always a sport.

Chess is not a physical sport, but a sport of the mind.

About being esbe's pal, anybody that has a locked and loaded weapon pointed in the same direction as bubba, is bubba's pal. If not, he's dead.

Mark
08-08-2006, 08:57 PM
Re: #11

Golf is NOT a sport either. Sometimes fishing isn't, but the way I fish, with a fly-rod, it is always a sport.

Chess is not a physical sport, but a sport of the mind.

About being esbe's pal, anybody that has a locked and loaded weapon pointed in the same direction as bubba, is bubba's pal. If not, he's dead.

I agree that golf is not a sport. It is a contest, like darts or pool. Certainly it is a very difficult game, but it's not a sport. Any game that includes contestants named 'The Walrus" can't be viewed as an athletic contest. That being said, Tiger Woods is an athlete and probably could have succeeded in real sports.

Jay_Esbe
08-08-2006, 09:54 PM
Good post, but I'm hurt. I thought we were pals....

LOL, I think you're a good dude Mark.